When “Old-School” Just Isn’t Old-School Enough – Key & Peele Short Chat

OOP, UH, PARDON ME.

– HEY, PLAYER. – HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

– HEY, CAN I MAKE A REQUEST?

– FOR SURE, MAN. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

– HEY, MAN, HOOK A BROTHER UP WITH SOME OLD SCHOOL.

– OH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WORD.

OKAY, WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR– BIGGIE, TUPAC?

– BIGGIE, TUPAC?

COME ON, MAN, THAT’S TOO NEW.

I’M TALKING ABOUT THAT OLD SCHOOL, MAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

– I THOUGHT I DID, MAN. WHAT, LIKE, UH, WU-TANG CLAN?

– PSHH. WU-TANG CLAN?

COME ON, MAN, THOSE FOOLS JUST CAME OUT.

HOOK A BROTHER UP WITH SOME OF THAT OLD SCHOOL.

– OKAY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR, MAN.

N.W.A.?

– N.W.A.?

COME ON, MAN, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A KID OUT THERE?

TALKING ABOUT THE N.W.A., FO’ SHIZZLE, MY NIZZLE,

KRIS KROSS, APPLESAUCE, WHO’S THE BOSS?

TONY DANZA AT A LOSS.

I DON’T KNOW IT, ALL RIGHT?

I’M TALKING ABOUT THAT OLD SCHOOL.

– OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT’S MY BAD, OLD MAN, ALL RIGHT?

WE GONNA TAKE IT BACK, ALL RIGHT?

I’M GONNA BUST OUT SOME RUN DMC FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

– RUN DMC?

COME ON, MAN, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT NONE OF THIS RUN DMC,

WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A, ONOMATOPOEIA,

GRAB A DONKEY BY THE TOE, GIVE HIM GONORRHEA.

I DON’T KNOW IT, ALL RIGHT?

ALL I KNOW IS SOME OLD SCHOOL.

AND IF YOU CAN’T GIVE IT TO ME, YOU CAN’T GIVE IT TO ME.

– COME ON, MAN, RUN DMC IS OLD SCHOOL.

– AH…

– WELL, CAN YOU NAME A GROUP?

– YOU THE DJ MAN.

I AIN’T TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB.

– GRANDMASTER FLASH. – OH, MAN, GRANDMASTER FLA–

YOU SOUNDING LIKE A KID YOURSELF,

TALKING ABOUT GRANDMASTER FLASH TO THE–

DON’T STOP THE BOOGIE TO THE BANG BANG BOOGIE TO UPCHUCK–

WHY PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT UPCHUCK?

– SUGAR HILL GANG.

– BROTHER, HOW WE END UP IN CANDYLAND?

– YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?

IF YOU WANT SOME OLD SCHOOL, THEN YOU COME BACK HERE

AND FIND IT YOURSELF.

I’M GOING ON BREAK.

– ALL RIGHT, THEN, WELL, GET MYSELF BACK HERE RIGHT HERE.

SEE WHAT’S GOING ON BACK HERE.

WHAT WE GOT? WHAT WE GOT?

LET’S SEE– NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE,

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.

AH, THERE, NOW WE TALKING.

AH, YEAH.

DADDY.

– WHAT THE IS HAPPENING?

Friday, November 8th 2019. | Chat
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